The classic F*ck You Candle is now brighter than ever. Fluorescent F*ck You candle is not going to be unnoticed. Looking for a candle to make an impactful statement?
One f*cking gesture to express it all – your mood, your opinion, or even your view of life! That’s right; you can now get yourself a realistic, high-quality f*ck, that comes in different colors and is packed nicely for your convenience. Give the f*ck to someone you think deserves it, or don’t give a f*ck at all – keep it all for yourself. Isn’t it just f*cking great?
Handmade in Lithuania.
Dimensions: 20 x 9 x 8 cm
Burn Time: Over 12 Hours
Standard
We offer Free Standard Delivery for all orders over $150* excluding bulky & oversized items. See below for Bulky items.
A flat rate of $9.95 for all orders under $150All orders are dispatched within 3 working days of receiving order.
*Excluding bulky & oversized items. Shipping rates for oversized and bulky items including but not limited to furniture, artwork, and some fragile items, will be quoted to you separately after checkout.
Express
DUE TO THE CURRENT AUSTRALIA POST DELAYS WE CANNOT GUARANTEE EXPRESS POST WILL ARRIVE AS PER THE USUAL NEXT DAY GUARANTEE.
No refunds will be given for express post parcels that do not arrive as expected due to circumstances that are beyond our control. We will update this page as the situation changes.
A flat rate of $19.95* excluding bulky & oversized items. Refer below.
All express orders dispatched within 1 business day of order.
*Excluding bulky & oversized items. Shipping rates for oversized and bulky items including but not limited to lighting, furniture, artwork, large baskets and some fragile items, will be quoted to you separately.
